Fairly Odd Parents Lyrics

Woke up today with some fairly odd parents If I make a wish, apparently they will grant it

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

Bitch, you know I want it all, I'm wishin' right now that that was seven feet tall

Woo And now I'm tryin' to ball, but now this car is fuckin' way too small

Cosmo, I want a G-Wagon

Well, Jesse, if you want it, you can have it

Pause

Fuck the G-Wagon

Cosmo

I want a goddamn dragon

Come to think about it, life has been boring, and I'm tryin' to get the dopamine soarin'

A brand new idea I'm adoring

I need a new world to explore, an adventure just sounds so rewarding

Maybe like with some swords and some horses, and fuck it, spawnin' a guy named Norman

Hey, now we're ridin' into battle

Some elvish fuck just hit me on my saddle

And I'm low-key feeling rattled, but more importantly, like where's that little rascal

Norman, get out of the way

Arrows be flyin' and you're gonna catch a stray

Type of dude to say hooray

Always surprised when he survives another day