Put The Jelly Back Lyrics

Put the jelly back

I said

Put the jelly back

I said

You know I don't get down on your case

When you have those parties in your dorm room

But now you've taken it to a whole new level

I didn't complain when you bought a giant telly

Or when you said those things to Ted and Nellie

But would you please bring forth the j-e-l-l-y jelly

Put the jelly back

You know I said

Put the jelly back

You don't know what it's like

To be a traveling sales manager

And neither do I

But that's beside the point

When you take a penny

Why doncha leave a penny?

Same goes for j-e-l-l-y

That spells jelly

Put the jelly back

I said

Put the jelly back

I know I said

On holidays I'm down with persimmon

And other fancy stuff

Every other day

Grape is good enough

You wanna call it a fruity spread?

Fine by me, if the council approves

You wanna be shot out of a cannon at the state fair?

You live your life, I'll live mine - I got nothin to prove

Put the jelly back

I said

Put the jelly back

I know I said

I agree with you there, I wish

These term papers would go away

But that don't give you the right to leave with pb

Without the J

Yeah, put the jelly back

I said

Put the jelly back

Pretty sure you heard me

I don't care if you call it jam or fruity spread

Who knows what's goin on, inside your head

How dare you?

That's crazy talk

Everybody, down on the dance floor

Everybody, get back up

And put the jelly back

Count of three, put the jelly back

Last time, put the jelly back

Put the jelly back