Pest Lyrics

I am, by all technical means, a hitman. I kill the pests that live within our own territory our own backyards

You said you would be here between 3:00 and 4:00 and it's 4:05

I had finally settled

Into my new home

When I heard a footstep

But I was home alone

I got on my hands and knees and

Found you on the floor

When I finally saw you

I wasn't scared no more

You want some hot chocolate?

Yeah, I do want some hot chocolate

Cause you're nothing but a pest

You're nothing but a freeloader

You're nothing but a pest

You keep my life in disorder

You're nothing but a pest

Pest

You're nothing but a pest

Pest

I'm gonna call an exterminator

Knocking at the door

Gonna search the mouse holes

And sweep the dirty floors

There won't be a place to hide

It's gonna be a wild ride

Say a prayer prepare to die

Come out with your hands up

Or I'll come inside

Actually I was feeling a little

Should've been here on time

You're nothing but a pest

You're nothing but a freeloader

You're nothing but a pest

You keep my life in disorder

You're nothing but a pest

Pest

I wish you not the best

You pest

Don't mess with me

I'll squish you I'll squish you like a bug

Don't fuck with me

I'll squash you I'll squash you

You're just a fucking pest

You're just a fucking freeloader

You're just a fucking pest

You keep my shit in disorder

You're just a fucking pest

Pest

I wish you not the best

You're nothing but a pest, so

Don't mess with me

I'll squish you I'll squish you like a bug

Don't fuck with me

I'll squash you I'll squash you like a pest

Don't mess with me

I'll squish you I'll squish you like a bug

Don't fuck with me

I'll squash you I'll squash you like a pest

Cause you're nothing but a pest

You're nothing but a freeloader

You're nothing but a pest

You keep my life in disorder

You're nothing but a pest

Pest

You're nothing but a pest

Pest, yeah

Hey Bob

Hey Carlos

How's the ant killing going?

They're dying

Oh are they now?

Yeah

Well they won't be the only one

Oh son of a b***h oh what is it ughhh f**k you