A.K.A. Lyrics

It was your birthday yesterday, and it prompted me to say

I still think about you fondly from time to time

Me, my luck is much the same, I got no prospects, got no game

And I never put my heart out on the line

How am I gonna find somebody, meet somebody, don't want nobody, need nobody

I'm somebody, you're somebody, doesn't anybody wanna hit this

I'm too pompous, I'm too picky, I could never date a Britney

I'm not cut out for the suburbs, I am burned out by the city

I am stuck in my old ways, I have wasted all my days

But if our stars had just aligned, I could have been with you all this time

I remember you back then, tall and fine and too much sense

And I bore my boring torch for far too long

I've since had my share of flings, done some pretty messed up things

Now my better nature's twisted up so wrong

How am I gonna find somebody, meet somebody, don't want nobody, need nobody

I'm somebody, you're somebody, doesn't anybody wanna hit this

I'm too pompous, I'm too picky, I could never date a Britney

I'm not cut out for the suburbs, I am burned out by the city

I am stuck in my old ways, I have wasted all my days

But if our stars had just aligned, I could have been with you all this time

Based on previous reports, I come up a little short

A.K.A. the one you don't mind got away

With my dubious resolve, I'm determined to evolve

Find a girl and get her in a family way

I'm too pompous, I'm too picky, I could never date a Britney

I'm not cut out for the suburbs, I am burned out by the city

I am stuck in my own ways, I have wasted all my days

But if our stars had just aligned, I could have been with you all this time