Lopsided Lyrics

I tap my foot til it breaks off my bambi leg

I lose my sight to luminescent eye magnets

I pluck all ten fingers off my sweaty hands

Wrap them in a ribbon and present them to the band

She loves me, she loves me not

I don't mean to scare you, baby, I just wanna know

Would you read my napkin letter if I gave you all my toes?

I can only follow you down the blinding cyber road

And hope the blue from your mouth on the napkin letter won't blot out everything

That I wrote

A love note

Her footprints on my neck

I swallow drain snakes and pull them out when she speaks to me

It's the only way I can get a single word outta me

All of my fancies and all of my fears are flung

Landing at the foot of the throne that my Queen sits on

And she don't care

I put here there

She thanked me for the napkin letter that she hasn't even read

She ate my fingers, wiped her mouth, and threw them in the trash

The trash turned blue and I did too it was filled with all her puke

I deified the garbage can and I said thank you

For not a lot

Forget me not

Now she's running away

Now she's hiding away

Now she's hiding in caves

Now I'm limping away