Queen Of The Bar Stool Rodeo Lyrics

Well, I'm nursing a beer at the Flying Bull Inn, watching tonight's Grand Entry begin

Three cowboys are strutting up to the end of the bar

Cause the bartender's cuter'n a newborn calf, she's fast on the pour & she's quick with a laugh

And they all want to get lucky but they won't get far

She'll keep 'em drinking and dreaming, let the go-round start

She's the queen of the bar stool rodeo

Yeah, she's the main event, she's the highlight show

Some think they're going to win her love but they don't know

She's with me, she's my queen of the bar stool rodeo

The youngest of them boys is a first-time roper, but she don't drop the barrier, so he can't go

The second one's a bull-dogger, she tells him steer clear

The old boy leans back to show off his buckle, you can hear the other hands snicker and chuckle

Everybody's having fun so they go-round with more beers

And they keep drinking and dreaming cause no one covers here

She's the queen of the bar stool rodeo

Yeah, she's the main event, she's the highlight show

Some think they're going to win her love but they don't know

She's with me, she's my queen of the bar stool rodeo

These boys are biting the dust so they better cowboy up

At least they make her laugh but its time they learn the facts

She's my queen and she's my wife and we're gonna have our own little rodeo tonight

Now, the last call sounds and she closes the gate, time to ride on boys before it's too late

She puts a hat on the youngest one's head and a peck on his cheek

She thanks 'em all very kindly, says, see ya next week

She's the queen of the bar stool rodeo

Yeah, she's the main event, she's the highlight show

Some think they're going to win her love but they don't know

She's with me, it's plain to see she's the queen of the bar stool rodeo

Yeah, she's the main event, she's the highlight show

Some think they're going to win her love but they don't know

She's with me, she's my queen of the bar stool rodeo

My queen of the bar stool rodeo, she's my loving queen