Bomb Threat Lyrics

Today I'm not going to put up with any god damn fucking shit!

I ain't going to school it's got too many rules

Got fucked up last night my head hurts

I'm not even going to put on a skirt

I don't want to kill my boss

I just want a day to fuck off

Going to make a bomb threat

Going to make a bomb threat

Forgot to study for my test

Going to stay home and get some rest

Their going to put me on a list

I'm going to stay home and watch Netflix

Tried to come up with a good excuse one I never used

Said my girlfriend had the flu.

He said no girl would ever sleep with you

Told him I lost my grand dad

He said how many dead grand dad's can you have

Wish I could have seen his face when I told him I was going to blow up the place

Gonna make a bomb threat