My Mom Lyrics

Let me tell you about someone I know

She takes a cake and steals a show

But she gives away her heart of gold

To everybody that she knows

Her dad was Harry and her mom was a Jewel

And they brought her up right old school

And if you messed with them in any way

Pucha Louie my sadaka is what they'd say

Twenty years old, blind date with my dad

Five months later, they were wed

Everybody said it would never last

But sixty years went by pretty fast

She could cook fish in about a hundred ways

When dad brought it home it wouldn't go to waste

She could stretch a dollar from here to Japan

Feeding five kids and her hungry old man

When things got thin, we never knew they did

Cause there was plenty of love for all us kids

She's a coupon cutter like no other

Well, that's my mom, one hell of a mother

She's my mom, best mom in the world

My mom, ain't she a pearl

My mom, I couldn't be prouder

My mom, this is my song about her

Well, we had her outnumbered by five to one

But we just one look we knew we were done

Just a hundred pounds soaking wet

But such a force to be reckoned with

She never took us to the dump though she said she would

Cause occasionally we weren't that good

When we messed up, it was plain to see

She would ask us, are you out of your tree

For every situation she's got a song

With a voice like an angel singing all day long

She could play one heck of a mean guitar

Pick you up off the road when you fall out the car

Hey, Mom, when's dinner when your father gets home

Now go outside and play, leave me alone.

The carrot pooped until it turned yellow

And my dad is one lucky fella

When your chips are down and things askew

She's gonna put you on a list and pray for you

Through thick and thin and all kinds of weather

She's the glue that holds us all together

When God gets confused and he needs advice

He calls my mom cause she's super wise

You might think I'm exaggerating, but I ain't

She's an angel on earth, probably make her a saint

That's my mom, best the mom in the world

My mom, ain't she a pearl

My mom, I couldn't be prouder

My mom, gonna sing a little louder

That's my mom, best mom in the world

My mom, ain't she a pearl

My mom, I couldn't be prouder

My mom, gonna sing a little louder

That's my mom, best mom in the world

My mom, ain't she a pearl

My mom, I couldn't be prouder

My mom, that's my song about her

My mom

Love you mom