Special offer (she's going shopping) Lyrics

The Sale is on

Special Offer

Such a special offer that you can't say no

Anything that I can do for you

Today

If not today how bout tomorrow

If not today how bout tomorrow

He was just a kid

Working at the local store

She was a bored housewife

Looking round for something more

She's standing at the till

And their eyes meet for a while

The world stands still

It's giving her a rush

How this boy wants her so much

It's such a thrill

She thinks about him all that day

Drives around in disarray

She nearly crashes on the way

To pick the kids up

She starts to come up with a plan

To turn that boy into a man

She'd like to give a helping hand

And watch him grow up

Ooh Special Offer

She's going shopping

See something you fancy

If you are passing this way

She's parked her car

Waiting for that boy to leave

Now he's outside the store

Holding things he's got for free

Then he sees her car is there

Does she want a love affair

The world stands still

How is this gonna play

Cos he don't know what to say

Is this for real?

She swings the door open so wide

Asks him does he need a ride

She pats the seat right by her side

"You can climb in."

He sits beside her half afraid

Its all a big mistake he's made

But could it be he's getting laid

The bell is chimimg

Chorus

And so the seed has been most sowed

He really gave the Mother load

He's going dancing down the road

He feels so grown up

And so they meet up once again

But soon it all comes to an end

She says she's seeing other men

His world is blown up

Oooh Special offer

She's going shopping

Does anybody want to buy some left overs

Going cheap