Made Me Hate Cricket Lyrics

This is the part where I wanted a spoken word intro, but I can't think of anything important or meaningful to say, so, erm..

Here goes nothing, I supose

I think I'm getting lines across me face

Cos lately things, they just don't seem to feel the same

You see they're making us all live our lives in fucking pain

And it's starting to drive me a little bit fucking insane

And what used to be yours to be claimed

Is now marked with some other greedy spunk bubbles name

Don't make me mention the cost of using the trains

'Costs me more than it does to buy my fucking grub every day

It's always between the lesser of two wrongs

No wonder not a sausage in this country can get along

I'd like to not pay attention to it, just sink into my bong

But I'm trying to think of a word for this government and it ain't fucking strong

My faith in our future's flying away, oh wait it's gone

The general public wounded by the damage undergone

They're all giving their mates handouts like a bobby in a thong

Looking after their own as usual in the gutters where we belong

If something ain't broken, don't fix it

Don't take a risk with no biscuit

This government made me hate Cricket

This government made me hate Cricket

22 fat swines drawn out in a line

Someone stand up and tell them all to resign

Cos this government made me hate Cricket

This government made me hate Cricket

Alright then,

fuck every single one of your futile rules

You just take and take taxes and take us all for fools

Not to mention, you're also really good at taking the piss

Name me one Tory MP that isn't bang on the sniff

Fancy giving the NHS workers a pay rise?

Nah, cos you all profit from the things that we all know take lives

At this point, you even want us on your side?

Cos I've lost count of how many times I've watched the news and just sighed

See Rishi got up there without even having an election

After the Tories tried to kill the UK via lethal injection

And now you motherfuckers want taxpayers protection

To make you safe for eat away at all of our old age pensions

Well you can shove that up your ignorant arse

After all, you're familiar with a bottle and glass

Cos you were boozing up, making all of us wear them masks, remember?

Each one of these cunts is bigger ones than the last

If something ain't broken, don't fix it

Don't take a risk with no biscuit

This government made me hate Cricket

This government made me hate Cricket

22 fat swines drawn out in a line

Someone stand up and tell them all to resign

Cos this government made me hate Cricket

This government made me hate Cricket

I'm sick of my country being ran by cunts that don't understand normal lives

Imagine living in a city with kids running around playing with knives

Imagine living with the sole purpose of surviving and not thriving

Downward driving, the UK's dying, I'm Spent…