Hello My Name Is Joe Lyrics

Hello my name is Joe

I'm captain of this ship of state

I like my ice cream in a cone

But I'm way past my best by date

Hello my name is Joe

I'm having trouble navigating

Am I ancient am I old

I get my age from carbon dating

Hey Joe

It's time to go

You should have gone a long time ago

And we won't grieve to see you leave

Bye bye Joe

Hello my name is Joe

I'm pretty thick and kind of sleepy

So if I sniff your daughter's hair oh

That ain't sick no that ain't creepy

Hello my name is Joe

I'm out to lunch a little slow

I've got my finger on the button

The world's most dangerous shut in

Hey Joe

It's time to go

You should have gone a long time ago

And we won't grieve to see you leave

Bye bye Joe

Am I senile or forgetful

Am I losing my mind

How dare you ask

My brain works just fine

Am I a creepy pervert

An offensive suggestion

Oh look a little girl

Wait… what was the question

Hello my name is Joe

Can't tell Egypt from Mexico

I hope nobody notices

What a joke this POTUS is

Hello my name is Joe

When you gotta go you gotta go

So let's all thank god for Depends

And pray for the day this madness ends

Hey Joe

It's time to go

You should have gone a long time ago

And we won't grieve to see you leave

Bye bye Joe