Cruising Down The Highway ft. Wompazant Lyrics

Cruising down the highway, doing ninety-one

Just me and my lover having crazy fun

I'm a part of her and she is a part of me

I look into her eyes and do not see

The twisted twist of fate that's about to be

Big truck with wheels numbering eighteen

Barreling towards our final destiny

We reach the intersection, ignoring the red light

Cuz the eighteen-wheeler isn't in our sight

And it tears into our car as we scream in tortured fright

I was a part of her, and she was a part of me

But little did we know and little did we see

That one day we could say that literally

I wake up in the ER, and I've been torn in half

But I'm still alive, can you imagine that?

My love is in here also, she's also torn in two

But they only saved her waist down, that's all that they could do

My top half survived and her bottom half survived

What to do?

I said doctor please don't take my love away from me

I need a waist and legs and she needs a body

You know I'll gladly pay you, I'll pay you any price

If you'd attach us at the waist it really would be nice

They put on the gas mask, they started right away

They cut and snipped and stitched for seven days

Then I awoke and I felt a little pain

But at least my love and I were one again

Now that I'm this way I can be cool, calm and sane

Now we're back together, together all the time

I'm technically a different sex and that's just fine

Cuz we're back together and we'll never be apart

I've got her legs, and she's got my heart

I'm so very happy, I'm so very glad

This is so much better than the life I had

I can touch my lover whenever I want

Call it masturbation if you wanna be blunt

Now I know what it's like to have a completely different reproductive system