Lab Leak Lyrics

Looks like we're gonna get away with it again

I don't think anybody is suspicious of a thing

The doctor loves to get his face on television

The goofy motherfucker just loves the fame

Eventually he's gonna take the fall but not yet

We'll let him have another fifteen

And since he loves all of the attention he can get

We're gonna let him be the face of the vaccine

Pull your mask down just a little bit

I'm gonna stab your brain and put a chip in it

Gonna hurt a little but we'll make it fit

Thank you for complying with obedience

You don't have to do a thing but just sit

We'll have your positive results in just a bit

Just fill out this form and we'll send you a kit

If you're feeling good then you're probably sick

Tell them that they gotta stay home and quarantine

Make them lose their job and make them get a vaccine

You can't see your friends, you can't be with family

But you can watch our pre-approved programs on TV

You can only trust the science that we let you see

You cannot deny what we're telling you to think

Everybody knows that it changes constantly

You have to be insane to think differently

How far can we push them

How much will they take

Can't believe that they think we're keeping them safe

Anytime they can snap, surely gotta break

All alone wearing masks in their cars for God's sake

We can get through this, we're in the same boat

We'll send you a ballot and you'll mail in your vote

Your voice will be heard from the comfort of your home

Super clean election, nothing funny going on

Pull your mask down just a little bit

We're gonna stab your brain and put a chip in it

Gonna hurt a little but we'll make it fit

Thank you for complying with obedience

You don't have to do a thing but just sit

We'll have your positive results in just a bit

Just fill out this form and we'll send you a kit

If you're feeling good then you're probably sick