Credit Limitations Lyrics

A typical trip to the mailbox on a Monday afternoon

Thinkin' about the electric bill that's a few days overdue

Then an unfamiliar package stopped me in my tracks

I almost passed out when I found a Platinum Amex

Why my name was on it I haven't got a clue

So I did what any rational man would do

I poured myself a strong one lost my inhibitions

Amazon's great with no credit limitations

Booked an island cruise for a four-week tour

Hung a "Went Fishing" sign right there on my front door

Bought some Gucci luggage with a matching wallet

If I like it in Tahiti I may never come back

Layin' on the sand with a cold libation

Life is pretty sweet with no credit limitations

I was half-way drunk and half-way packed, just waitin' for an Uber

When a little voice inside my head said

Son you best get sober

I know in thirty days I'll have to beg and borrow

But not today I'll worry 'bout that tomorrow

I poured myself a strong one lost my inhibitions

Amazon's great with no credit limitations

Booked an island cruise for a four-week tour

Hung a "Went Fishing" sign right there on my front door

Bought some Gucci luggage with a matching wallet

If I like it in Tahiti I may never come back

Laying on the sand with a cold libation

Life is pretty sweet with no credit limitations

Excuse me ma'am can you bring me a Bottle of Dom Perignon and some of that foie gras please

Just put it on my card

I poured myself a strong one lost my inhibitions

Amazon's great with no credit limitations

Booked an island cruise for a four-week tour

Hung a "Went Fishing" sign right there on my front door

Bought some Gucci luggage with a matching wallet

If I like it in Tahiti I may never come back

Laying on the sand with a cold libation

Life is pretty sweet with no

That's life with no limitations I like it in Tahiti

I ain't never coming back

That's life with no limitations can't find me in Tahiti I ain't gonna pay it back

That's life with no limitations I like it in Tahiti

I ain't never coming back

That's life with no limitations can't find me in Tahiti I ain't gonna pay it back