The Greatest Show On Earth Lyrics

It's fair and balanced, the anchor person lies

We'll hear both stories, we don't take sides

Let's hear the CEOs, let's hear their aids

Let's hear their stockbrokers, don't ask what they're paid

In fact, don't ask anything unless it's how they feel

They weren't prepped for facts tonight, it's not part of the deal

Here come the cameras, here come the lies

Here come the truth-makers in suits and ties

Here come the Emmys, here come the jokes

Here come the elections where they don't count votes

We're standing by for breaking news

You'll get your money's worth

Here comes the next big thing, the greatest show on earth

Just when you thought it couldn't get much worse

You get your taxes worth

Here comes the next big thing, the greatest show on earth

Here comes the next big thing, the greatest show on earth

Newsmen in lockstep, corporations of truth

They'll shake your hand and tighten the Mc-noose

Red, white, black and blue

Tied up in fear, there's nothing you can do

Here come the cameras, here come the lies

Here come the truth-makers in suits and ties

Here come the Emmys, here come the jokes

Here come the elections where they don't count votes

We're standing by for breaking news

You'll get your money's worth

Here comes the next big thing, the greatest show on earth

Just when you thought it couldn't get much worse

You get your taxes worth

Here comes the next big thing, the greatest show on earth

Here comes the next big thing, the greatest show on earth

Here comes the next big thing

Here comes the next big thing, the greatest show on earth

Here comes the next big thing