Garfield Lyrics

Put the cat in my lap like it's Garfield

I ain't never had that but I soon will

You can catch me outside like I'm Dr.Phil

All these yellow diamonds on me I'm a cornfield

She know the pussy fat it's a Garfield

Now she wanna heat up it's a chin chill so I chin chill

Shave the pussy bald head Lil Bill

Standing on business

Greatest decision

I'm not in my feelings she swallow my kiddies then give me that kitty

Fingers is itchy

Sticky on sticky on sticky

I pull out that blicky, I load up the clip, and she swallow that glizzy

Up all night I might bite with them fangs

We took a shot and I gave her that sling

Beat it like Tank and I gave her that swing

Tangerine pussy yeah got a little twang

Pockets like Bruce Bruce yeah I'm Bruce Wayne

Pour up the fruit juice got a little tang

Fuck me upside down it's getting mundane

Came with a stick and now she need a cane

Front row she put on a show

Hula hoop and we spin off the globe

Can't find a lighter we cut on the stove

Just like her panties I got me some hoes

Poly monogamy

If I ever go broke it's a catastrophe

You will never understand I'm a anomaly

That cat got nine life's Drew Brees ooo wee

Put the cat in my lap like it's Garfield

I ain't never had that but I soon will

You can catch me outside like I'm Dr.Phil

All these yellow diamonds on me I'm a cornfield

She know the pussy fat it's a Garfield

Now she wanna heat up it's a chin chill so I chin chill

Shave the pussy bald head Lil Bill

I was in the field like a football league

Call me Criss Angel I was trickin up the sleeve

Resuscitate the cat had to make the …. breath

Put your …. on my lips I'm a pussy fiend

I got the sauce couldn't scoop with a ladle

Tour of Italy lasagna alfredo

Bought me a throne put it round the round table

She got three holes like a donut, a bagel, a Cheerio

Bring a friend now we switch up the scenario

A little furry down there she a billy goat

It's a blue hundred look a little indigo

Stack it up now it got a little vertical

Cutting up yeah we got a little surgical

Clean bitches I ain't fuckin with no dirty hoe

Lick the bitch up like an envelope

Bought to school these niggas like a principal

Put the cat in my lap like it's Garfield

I ain't never had that but I soon will

You can catch me outside like I'm Dr.Phil

All these yellow diamonds on me I'm a cornfield

She know the pussy fat it's a Garfield

Now she wanna heat up it's a chin chill so I chin chill

Shave the pussy bald head Lil Bill

Put the cat in my lap like it's Garfield

I ain't never had that but I soon will

You can catch me outside like I'm Dr.Phil

All these yellow diamonds on me I'm a cornfield

She know the pussy fat it's a Garfield

Now she wanna heat up it's a chin chill so I chin chill

Shave the pussy bald head Lil Bill