Death by RNG Lyrics

Random numbers, that's what grades are

Too low? Then die! (Money's the same!)

You've worked for twelve years to change them

But it turns out this year they'll be random

Some maniac with a high number has decided how you die

Lucky for you, they're high enough

But it has nothing to do with what you've done

Why don't you care about the fact that

You don't have a goddamn say in how your life goes on?

You still can't get complacent with what you have

Because the slightest frigging thing

CAN TAKE IT ALL AWAY!

Whatever it is must be stopped before it's too late!

The way things seem where you are

Does not apply to the rest of the world!

Death by RNG, it's how everyone goes

Death by RNG (Why does this happen?)

It applies to people other than you

Everyone on this Earth has no bearing on their own death

Death by RNG, it's how everyone goes

Death by RNG (This is humans personified!)

Everyone who lives will die someday

Wouldn't it be better if the reason was not numbers changing?

"Yeah... it doesn't matter what it's called

"Balance, credit score, the social versions, bah!

"They don't physically affect anything!

"Do they?"

I can't believe people are stuck

Thinking a single diseased bat's to blame

Meanwhile there's me who found out

That people die over random numbers

A very long time ago

Stopping this madness will be very difficult

No-one even knows who Klaus Schwab is

He's a former Nazi with a rubbish internet forum

So everyone thinks that he's in charge of the world

If so, he could've made it so

Numbers changing was not a reason to die

But he did not—so he must die!

YOU HAD YOUR CHANGE AND YOU FAILED!!

Death by RNG is how I will go

This can not be! (How is this the way it works?) Argh!

How has no-one noticed this?

It's not frigging normal!

None of this proving process is physically necessary!

Death by RNG

It sounds like a trial from the 14th century

If you survive the ordeal, no-one can save you

WHY?

It doesn't matter who it is, be it Klaus Schwab or anyone else

Whoever's set to be in charge must be found and eliminated

Now I know why nukes still exist: it's so they can wipe out "inferior people"

The way they determine that is by how high some number is!

How did people find this out?

"Numbers in movies, of course!"

How did they manage to do that When everything someone says gets silenced?

Oh no! It's the same way money works, isn't it?

Oh, it makes sense but it doesn't!

A... what the hell?

What WAS that?

What-who are you-ARGH!

AAARGH!! AAAA!! AAARGH!!!

WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!!

"You figured it out!"

WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE??! AAAGH!!!

Mind your own business for a change

Your life is none of my concern

Why d'you care so much about mine?

How did you find out where I live?

Oh, god dammit! I knew there was a connection! (Mind your own business for a change)

Why do I need to do that to survive? (Your life is none of my concern)

It's moving some frigging electrons! (Why d'you care so much about mine?)

Why does that still apply?! TELL ME!! (How did you find out where I live?)

"We're taking you in for hate speech because we're a bunch of pansies!"

Do you even know what that is anymore?

YOU PROVIDED A GODDAMN REASON!!!

STALKING EVERYONE FIXES NOTHING!!

"Erm, that sentence is not allowed!"

"What do YOU know? You're not qualified to tell me this!"

Qualifications are NUMBERS ON PAPER! ("Yeah! Shut up!")

That doesn't mean sh-AAARRGHH!!!

"I'm getting sick of your attempts to talk, you moron!"

WHY DID YOU DO IT AGAIN?!!?

"Get him in the bag! Let's go!"

("Shut up! SHUT UP!! Unh!")

GAH!

"He's been sentenced to death!"

"Right. Take him away. Let's go"

"DEATH BY RNG"

Wha- HOW DID I GET HERE?!

"DEATH BY RNG"

"Disable his sense of emotion now!"

"DEATH BY RNG"

Ur-oh, thanks, now I can concentrate

"DEATH BY RNG NOW"

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!!

I can only think of two reasons this won't work

None of the tech functions

Or everyone involved gets killed

Not enough people know this is happening

Peaceful protests will not save your lives (You need to actually fight, you know!)

Remember what's happened these last two years

When's a pitiful protest alone solved any problems?!

Dive deeper than the mask crap and you will find

All sorts of stuff that's way more important

Like people dying because of random numbers!

I'VE SAID THIS A THOUSAND TIMES BEFORE!!

And you imbeciles are stuck on pieces of cloth!

What is wrong with you?

Death by RNG must not be how you go

I don't care who you are

I have to reduce my chances of surviving to tell you this

I do that by changing a goddamn number

Death by RNG must not be how this ends

Stalking everyone makes everything worse

Social credit can DIE IN A FIRE!!

THOSE WHO THINK IT'S GOOD IDEA MUST SUFFER!!

FOR AS LONG AS THEY SURVIVE!!!