Dependence Day (Banjo) Lyrics

I'm unloading and reloading neurotically

For the auto autopsy, auto lobotomy

The weight of this bullshit world on top of me

And there is nothing stopping me

Turns out I'm a closet sadistic

Keeping all my secrets on corroded VHS

But I'm trying to stick out my neck

And live this shit life to its best

But the blade comes down

You know what's coming next

I'm holding up my own severed head

If I was robust as a hydra

Who knows which splitting skull would have the stupid thought

Of growing ever stronger with damage

So I welcome the coming onslaught

But then why can't I seem to block

This innate desire to give a flying fuck

It's just my luck that I would get stuck

Sucking this cock like a two faced slut

And that's you

I want to break your teeth down your chain smoke throat

Past the esophageal cancer that I can only hope

Has passed the point where they can save you

It's a hard fucking nope

I need you to know that I would never fuck you

Not with a nine or a two inch pole

Even if you denigrate the things that I can control

Like bettering myself everyday

As opposed to, say, killing as many cops as I can in a murder suicidal rage

It must be me that invites all the hellspawn

Not quite demon, not quite human

Truly alien, Saturnalian

With your head up your ass

Get it away from me

I lied when I said I was patient

With a slug up in the chamber I'm just waiting

For the cataclysmic asteroid

That can't come fast enough

And every day that it does not

Grows ever more appealing this abysmal fucking feeling

Of shooting myself in the mouth

Fuck it

I'll fucking do it

Fuck it

I'll fucking do it

Fuck you