I'm glad ur phone got stolen Lyrics

You sat down at my table

Decided to tell me a fable

You said you were downtown

Just messing around

Set your phone on the ground

And in seconds

It was nowhere to be found

Oh that sucks

But that's just my luck

Cause I was gonna text you

I'm glad your phone got stolen

I'm really sorry but I'm not

Cause baby now you're just a thought

I'm glad some rando took it

Cause it means that I can't call you

Even when I really want to

I'm glad it's gone it'll help me move on

You might as well have blocked me

And you probably already did

But now you're really off the grid

Now the only time I see you

Is from a distance on the street

It's accidental if we meet

And you know that's such a treat

Cause I don't wanna see you

I'm glad your phone got stolen

I'm really sorry but I'm not

Cause baby now you're just a thought

I'm pumped that old guy took it

Cause it means that you can't call me

And now I really feel free

I'm glad it's gone it'll help us move on

Hey so uh I got your number from uhhh

And uhhh I was wondering if uhhh

This distance is useful

Even though I really miss you

This is probably for the best

Cause I'm not waiting for your text

And if I called

That guy would be appalled

And I wouldn't know what to say

But that would be okay

At least he wouldn't ruin my day

Uhh k whatever

I'm glad your phone got stolen

I'm really sorry but I'm not

Cause baby now you're just a thought

I'm pumped some random took it

Cause it means that I can't call you

Even when I really want to

I'm glad your phone got stolen

I'm really sorry but I'm not

Cause baby now you're just a thought

I'm pumped that old guy took it

Cause it means that you can't call me

And now I really feel free

I'm glad it's gone

It'll help us move on