Perfect Attendance Lyrics

You and your perfect attendance, graduations and weddings

You show your face and you add it to the list of the things that'll make you feel better

I'll neglect you to the townies at the bar

I'd rather wait in the car, in the car

His prides like a mountain, it's mostly pretty but much too tall

His names such a mouthful, and father says that he should keep the dog

But it doesn't stop there, and he's wrong to compare, and his accusations fly

He's a girl and she's a guy, what an awful shelf life

But it seemed so empty without him