I Should Meditate More Lyrics

I should meditate more

Got a mind palace

But I can't find the door

I just get so bored

And I know that's what meditation's for

To practice the practice just to practice

And practice makes perfect

But perfect's not the goal

My problems would be fixed

My inner life pure bliss

No climate change, no war

If only I meditated more

I should stretch each night

I bought a yoga mat

But I'm the wrong height

I just feel so tight

Which is why I should stretch with all my might

To practice the practice just to practice

And practice makes perfect

But perfect's not the goal

My spirals would turn straight

Our country would lose weight

The right and left won't fight

If only I stretched each night

I should join LinkedIn

I'm feeling stagnant

My game, it's got no skin

I just can't begin

Oh no

A username and password could link me to a win

To practice the practice just to practice

And practice makes perfect

But perfect's not the goal

I'd find myself fulfilled

Equality instilled

God would void our sins

If only I joined LinkedIn

I should judge a little less

Get off my pedestal

Stop deflecting stress

Think my life's a mess

Thought by twenty-six that I'd be rolling in success

With no need to practice just to practice

And practice makes perfect

And perfect is my goal

To get my shiny prize

See Saturn with my eyes

But I digress

I need to judge a little less

And I should stretch each night

And I should join LinkedIn

And I should meditate more

Oh yeah

Yeah I should meditate more