Ruby (Freestyle) ft. FUKKIT & Eli tried... Lyrics

With a bad bitch, I like the way her jigglies puff

Felt like Sudowoodo by the way I stood her up

When I pulled it out, I made her bubble beam like Piplup

If I ever pick up, it's to get my dick sucked

Ash Ketchum put my Pokeballs up in her mouth

Left my back with cat scratches, she be acting just like Meowth

Posted up with rockets, we gon' send them to your house

These 2,000 dollar kicks, I put my feet up on your couch

Riding up the block, I'm finna go and take his gym badge

Keep a cannon on me, Blastoise to get a shit bag

Playing with them sticks, you would've though that this was witchcraft

Tell Brock I'm with Misty, he gon' have to get his bitch back

How you tryna battle with a level 7 of Shinx

I got jungle fever, need a bitch that look like Jinx

I call these rappers Jigglypuff, they put me to sleep every time they sing

And if we cross paths, let's duke it out inside the ring

You gon' need a squirtle for her pussy when she dry up

Fuck her, then I left, now she confused just like a Psyduck

I like to pop all in their faces

Stupid thot, she like Lickitung, she like the taste it

STD's, gotta catch em all, I'm getting impatient

Call me Mr. Mime, the way I look like I'm a rapist

Swear to God, I found a Ratatat inside my basement

Call me Decidueye, the sinister arrow gets your face split

Squirtle squad, keep my shades on like it's the Matrix

Pikachu, I'm leaving red dots up on they faces

All she do is splash, stupid bitch look like a Magikarp

Walking around with Cindiquil, doing laps up at the National Park

In the tall grass, smoking weed up in the bushes

At the Pokemon Center, fuck the nurse and then I book it

Taking medicine from Nurse Joy, when she ain't looking

Meanwhile, Dawn just threw it back, I like the way she shook it

The bitch said that she mad because her boyfriend look like Geodude

I used to take that nigga's lunch money back in middle school

I feel just like Vaporeon, I'm about to take a piss on you

She tryna breed at the daycare, but I got shit to do

When the bitches come around, you like Brock, you got shit to prove

Put my Hitmonchan in UFC, cause he ain't got shit to do

Flexed up, looking like Machamp, I got bricks to move

All these bitches in my Pokedex, I could pick and choose

The bitch won't leave me alone, like she a Zubat in a cave

She getting hairy like a Pilowswine, ouu, you gotta shave

It's been like three years, I've been playing Pokemon Ruby every day

I got a question, if I pipe a Gardevoir, is it gay?

If I think Pikachus are really cute, is it gay?

If I was checking out Machamp's muscles, is it gay?

If when I'm rock hard, I look like Onyx, is it gay?

If I get rock hard from looking at Onyx, is that gay?