She Is My Precious ft. Ian Davidson Lyrics

That little drop of honey that you follow

With dark locks and blue eyes

With cherry red lips

And a pair of full tits

Could crack a nut between her thighs

Send her your emojis

With hearts inside their eyes

You send her your hard earned dollars

Then you unzip your fly

She’ll lend you her ears and listen

And laugh at all your memes

You call it a special sort of kinship

But it ain’t what it seems

Ask her no more questions

She’ll tell you no more lies

You know she’s got a loyal man right at home

Simp army on the side

Woo!

You see her when you day dream

When you jerk off at night

Moan her name and twist your nipples

It’s not a pretty sight

It’s not too late to reclaim

Your dignity young man

Why don’t you go download Tinder

Make real pussy your plan