Skunk in the Kitchen Lyrics

Went out for a walk

To watch the sun go down

Just along the river

On the edge of town

Sky glowing pink, orange and red

A little snap of heaven just before bed

Came back home, went to grab a snack

Back door opened up, imagine that

There’s a skunk in the kitchen, oh my moh

There’s a skunk in the kitchen, came through the open door

A skunk, a skunk, run upstairs!

Before it goes and fills up the country air

Went to get some plywood

To block off the room

Rattling in the dishes

Forks and the spoons

Then she waddled to a cupboard just above the floor

Then she climbed into the cupboard and closed the door

And there’s a skunk in the kitchen, oh my moh

There’s a skunk in the kitchen, came through the open door

The compost bucket’s turned into a pile

And it’s bringing in the critters for a hundred miles

Time for it to leave

We’ve got to get it out

Moira’s plate makes good bait

For its tiny snout

Then opened up the cupboard and then it wandered out

Licked the plate on the porch nobody shout

There’s a skunk in the kitchen, came through the open door

There’s a skunk in the kitchen, oh my moh

A skunk, a skunk, run upstairs

Before it goes and fills up the country air, the country air

There’s a skunk in the kitchen, oh my moh

There’s a skunk in the kitchen, came through the open door

A skunk, a skunk, run upstairs

A skunk in the bedroom, oh no

A skunk in the bathroom, oh no

There’s a skunk in my bed, oh no

There’s a skunk on your head, oh no

There’s a skunk in the sky, oh my moh

There’s a skunk in my dresser, oh my moh

There’s a skunk on the toilet, oh my moh

There’s a skunk taking a bath, oh my moh

There’s a skunk doing math, oh my moh

There’s a skunk reading a book, oh my moh

Maybe they’ll do my homework? Oh my moh

Before they go and fill up the country air