All Washed Up Lyrics

All washed up, been taken to the cleaners

Life has stopped filling her with pleasure

She tried to turn back time by messing with God design

She flew to Mexico, believed the man in the lab coat

Now she feels all washed up, been taken to the cleaners

They sold her with movie stars and pictures

If you want to look young and fresh

Doctor Diego he's the best

When she asked if there was any risk

He said just follow the rules, please be strict

Stay out of the sun, don't smoke weed (mm160)

You can still drink coffee and tea

No sex till the swelling goes down

Don't exercise please rest your eyes

Tobramacina dexamatosona, four drops per day

Take it till we tell you to stop

Oops, we forgot to tell you to stop

That's Spanish for anti-biotic drop

Now her eyes feel dry like the desert

Why didn't they warn her about this hazard?

Dr. Diego says she'll be okay

But the doctors at home say no way

Her eyelids don't close like they did

Cause she had Lasik and now she's hit the skids

All washed up, been taken to the cleaners

Yeah, she saved several thousand dollars

She spent that all now just trying to heal

Relief is all she wants to feel

If she could only turn back time

She'd never mess with God's design

She feels all washed up

All washed up (x3)

All washed up, taken to the cleaners