Sad, Sad Song Lyrics

I can only walk the shores that haven't been

Taken by the waves

And I can only see before me today

Ahh

Ahh

And I can only feel my limbs that haven't been

Chopped off by pirates

And I can only feed myself via robot

Robot butlers are the greatest invention for

Feeding myself after pirates chopped off my arms and legs

Ohh

See, the thing is

I don't want to say this in front of my

Robot butler but I think he might be in on it and

In cahoots with the pirate brigade who chopped

Off my arms and legs, off my arms and legs and

Off my arms

And also

My legs

I don't really know what could be in it for him

But it seems too convenient for

This to happen to me

Just one week after I left the pirate brigade union

Come to think of it I

Think that might be

The key to all of this and

Now he's coming at me and making a weird face

Even though he's a robot

Hey buddy, what

What, why are you

Ahh

Ahh