The Alleygators Eat Cactus Lyrics

I waited sixteen years for a tambourine

Just to get a tom

Pressing go at a red light cabaret

Just to get it on

I don't know how much I'm supposed to take

Can you help me out?

I waited nineteen years just to get up late

And I'm full of doubt

My best friend wants to kiss

I'm the one she don't wanna miss

Number one charlatan

That ain't me girl don't pretend

Fucking up every rhyme

Laughing each and every time

Take a bow for the night

I don't wanna get it right

She said, "take one now then take a break, for an hour or two"

I saw you in the shadow of the parking lot

Giving me the cue

Well if the twisting glove don't fit your hand

Do you really think he'll understand

The rat's trying to be a gator now

He's gonna get the boot but I know

My best friend wants to kiss

I'm the one she don't wanna miss

Number one charlatan

That ain't me girl don't pretend

Fucking up every rhyme

Laughing each and every time

Take a bow for the night

I don't wanna get it right