Mental Health Day Lyrics

Monday I plead with my boss

I know I'm out of sick leave

But an hour off work to attend therapy would do me wonders

I can make a strong argument for how it would improve my productivity

Very strong indeed

Of course it would only be once a month or so because of the money

The pompous toad replies in smirk

That's an hour where I do less work

I thank them for their time anyways

And carry on with my day

But I take charge of the situation

Take a shit on company time

The money may be meagre

But the power is all mine

It's a shit on company time

A shit on company time

I take a shit on company time

And I do not intend to rush

Get home at night

No energy for shopping or to cook a decent meal

There's this pack of noodles that's giving me the sex eye

Tuesday, disassociating

Perhaps a compelling mood board will spur on a phenomenal spreadsheet

But I take charge of the situation

Take a shit on company time

The money may be meagre

But the power is all mine

It's a shit on company time

A shit on company time

I take a shit on company time

And I don't intend to rush

It's a dog eat dog world

But the toad still owns the hall

Left, right, left, right

Chit-chat about the elevator

Did you notice that it goes a bit slower

Not enough coffee in the kitchen

But we're all nutters on the weekend

Getting rarr rarr rarr

Have a couple bloody drinks

Oi oi oi oi oi oi

But I take charge of the situation

Take a shit on company time

The money may be meagre

But the power is all mine

It's a shit on company time

A shit on company time

I take a shit on company time

And I do not intend to rush