Operatunity Lyrics

In Deutschland pick yourself out a theater

Dress in black and walk on through the door

Don't be afraid if you've no experience to trade

To direct you have experience galore!

Cause

Any jerk can really screw up an opera

As a matter of fact that's really what they expect

Don't worry about the plot

Tradition or the lot

Cares to the wind, just simply begin!

If you fail, then

what the heck!

Imagine yourself in possession of the power

To command respect for things you've never done

And when the problems start

You can scream

This is art!

As long as it's a scandal man you've won!

Although I can see, your musicality

Lacks a certain sophisticated flare

A Regisseur you see, need only watch TV

and

ZAP

before you know it!

An idea is there!

Yes, any jerk can really screw up an opera

Have you got the stuff to see it through?

If your ego's on the rise, then I wouldn't be surprised

That you can do it too, that you'll do something new!

You will learn that the tide will turn

You're bound for glory! do

Tale your chance to screw up an opera too!