Big Big Man Lyrics

I'm a corn fed bubba

From the dirty south

Makin' homemade liquor

In a garbage can

I got a wolf named Gator

Sleepin' in the house

If you ain't invited

Stay off of my land

I wear bib overalls

With a Skoal can ring

Got a twelve gauge hangin'

On my truck's back glass

Old barbed wires

For my guitar strings

And I got more fight

Than a 10 lb. bass

A bonafide, double wide redneck to the core

Just like my daddy and my grandaddy before

I'm BIG [HELL, YEAH!]

A big, big man

The Jolly Green Giant

With a farmer's tan

And I can till a field with a shovel

And my own two hands

I'm a big, big man

I sing, "Here Kitty Kitty"

To a mountain lion

Like a rolling tank

On the battleground

I'm a Gravy Seal

In the Georgia pines

Yeah, that's where the Devil went down

A bonafide, double wide redneck to the core

Just like my daddy and my grandaddy before

I'm BIG [HELL, YEAH!]

A big, big man

The Jolly Green Giant

With a farmer's tan

And I can till a field with a shovel

And my own two hands

I'm a big, big man

I got more rolls than a bakery

I make King Kong look like a chimpanzee

Born and raised in the land of the free

I'm a whole damn branch of the family tree

A bonafide, thick sliced redneck to the core

Just like my daddy and my grandaddy before

I'm BIG [HELL, YEAH!]

I'm a big, big man

The Jolly Green Giant

With a farmer's tan

Home grown taters

Chicken in a frying pan

I'm a big, big man

Hell, I'm a big man

The Jolly Green Giant

With a farmer's tan

And I can till a field with a shovel

And my own two hands

I'm a BIG.... BIG.... Man [HELL, YEAH!]

Caught a catfish

At the water hole

Hauled it on the bank

With my old cane pole

Rolled it in flour

Threw it in the pan

Gonna have a...

MOMMA: "KEVIN!"

KEVIN: "Yeah Momma?"

MOMMA: "Get in here and clean your room! What're you doin'?"

KEVIN: "I'm just makin' a recordin' Momma. I'll be there in a minute."

MOMMA: "No, you'll be here right now. Did you feed the chickens yet?"

KEVIN: "I was just about to do that Momma. (I swear, I never get one minute...)"

MOMMA: "Did you say somethin', big man!?"

KEVIN: "No Ma'am..."

MOMMAMA: "You wanna go to bed without dinner!?"

KEVIN: "I'm sorry!!!"