STRESS FACTORY Lyrics

My presence fills the air with frustration, I stress out all those around me

I fill the room with consternation, bewildered, befuddled, confounding

My life feels like I'm juggling

I am struggling, my performance is not satisfactory,

I'm a f*cking stress factory

My expectations cause this duress, I repeat myself when under stress

You're not helping, you're making me crazy

I wish you would just can it baby

Oh this time I did it

I admit it, My performance is not satisfactory

I'm a f*cking stress factory

Maybe I should take some medication, do some Middle Eastern meditation

Take a vacation from what is making me nervous

But all that would probably wig me out further!

If you're considering opening a franchise, I'm incorporating

With industrial strength manufacturing

You can open your own f*cking stress factory

And now you're struggling, your performance is not satisfactory

You've become a stress factory!