Saturday Night Mortal Man Lyrics

Do you really understand

The pain and strife of a mortal man

What it's like to truly be all alone?

In outer space all by yourself

Wish you could be anywhere else

Find a tempo you could call your own

And I'm not the man you think I am

I'm taking over this shit, that's my master plan

And your love ain't enough anymore

You said

"I don't usually talk to men who leave the toilet seat up

But you've made me change my mind"

I'm generally anxious and surgically depressed

With you, I'm less inclined to cross the line

That's the intention, intention

It's too stupid to mention, to mention

Are these thoughts intrusive

If they aren't really thoughts of note?

Why is "half-empty" pessimistic

When the other half is down my throat?

My therapist says to drive forward on

The road ahead and don't look back

But what the hell am I to do?

The road ahead is a cul de sac

And I was like I don't want to fall in love, I just want to dance

I'm sick and tired of this life, I just want to dance

But that's the intention, intention

It's too stupid to mention, to mention

That's the intention, intention

It feels stupid to mention, did I mention?

I think I did, I think I did

But I'm not the man you think I am

Because I'd pack it all up in a U-Haul van

If I found a tempo I could call home

Feeling good and feeling haughty on a Saturday night

Take everybody at the party and you're doing it right

Feeling good and feeling haughty on a Saturday night

Feeling good and feeling haughty on a Saturday night

Saturday night

Feeling good and feeling haughty on a Saturday night

I don't want to fall in love, I just want to dance

I'm sick and tired of this life, I just want to dance

I don't want to fall in love, I just want to dance

I'm sick and tired of this life, I just want to dance

It's a blessing

It's a curse

Don't get me started on taxes

I don't want to fall in love, I just want to dance

I'm sick and tired of this life, I just want to dance

Though I'm not the man you think I am

If I am misunderstood, it's by my own hand

The one thing I always hide is my true soul

I don't want to fall in love, I just want to dance

I'm sick and tired of this life, I just want to dance

(But that's the intention, intention)

(I don't want to fall in love, I just want to dance)

(Feeling good and feeling haughty on a Saturday night)

(It's too stupid to mention, to mention)

(I'm sick and tired of this life, I just want to dance)

(Take everybody at the party and you're doing it right)

(That's the intention, intention)

(I don't want to fall in love, I just want to dance)

(Feeling good and feeling haughty on a Saturday night)

(It feels stupid to mention, did I mention?)

(I'm sick and tired of this life, I just want to dance)

(Feeling good and feeling haughty on a Saturday night)