F☆lk Stars Lyrics

You freaky folk stars

Freaky freaky folk stars

In from LA with new advice on guitars

I said folk stars

I'll elaborate on the sort

Just a trust fund kid with their eyes on the sport

I say hey! It is what it seems

You're living the American dream

Never wake up

You're digging a hole for yourself

Freaky fuck stars

Sneaky self starters

If it wasn't for the net you might be locked behind bars

I said gold miners

A Buchananite mix

Just put your credit info here to get rich quick

I say hey! It is what it seems

You live as a maniacal fiend

Never wake up

You're digging a hole for yourself

I say hey! It is what it seems

You're living by the Koch Brothers' means

Never wake up

You're digging a hole

You freaky folk stars

Freaky freaky folk stars

You kidnapped Ziggy and his Spiders from Mars

Folk stars

Sneaky folk stars

Suck the soul of the artists to store inside jars

I said fuck stars!

(My pretty pretty here's a penny)

Fuck stars!

(My pretty pretty here's a penny)

I say hey! It is what it seems

You're living the American dream

Never wake up, Never wake up

Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!