High Maintenance Woman Lyrics

Diamonds on her finger and a Rolex on her wrist

One more shot of Botox might get you a little kiss

An ocean full of lotion and a tanker of perfume

And if she begged you once a month be happy that it's you

She's a high maintenance woman

She's age defying, socializing

Got a high maintenance woman

And if you're feeling lucky

We might find one for you

Wake up just to find another list of honeydo's

She's off to a yoga class to learn a few more moves

She's leaning with confidence, sophisticated class

And that fancy car she drives puts leather on her ass

She's a high maintenance woman

She's age defying, socializing

She's a high maintenance woman

And if you're feeling lucky we might find one for you

Find one for you

Find one for you

Patiently waiting, I'm watching her pacing

She's trying to decide what to wear

Clothes out the ying yang man, pass me the zing zang

She's giving me grief about my hair, oh no

Back into the closet for some more, oh

I can't take another minute more

She's mine, she's mine

Oh, she's mine

Take away the jewelry, take away those fins

And what you got left standing is a win, win, win

She fills me with sunshine, she fills me with sin

She's mine, she's mine

Oh, she's mine

Mine, oh mine

Oh, she's mine

High maintenance woman