Half Horse Half Alligator Lyrics

I make my home

Far from the road

Way back in the way back lands

I'm humble in means

But rich in dreams

If I need it I make it with my hands

Cause I'm an axe swinger

A 50 cal stuffer

Steel trap setter and a hardwood runner

I'm a campfire poker

Mississippi trail blazer

I'm half horse half alligator

I think a feather

And buckskin leather

Make for some mighty fine britches

And I don't get the draw

Of a tavern brawl

But I'll make you regret your wishes

Cause I'm an axe swinger

A 50 cal stuffer

Steel trap setter and a hardwood runner

I'm a campfire poker

Mississippi trail blazer

I'm half horse half alligator

A turkey shoot

Or ginseng root

I don't mean to toot but I will

Whether fists or dice

Or throwing knives

The devil knows I'm hard to kill

Cause I'm an axe swinger

A 50 cal stuffer

Steel trap setter and a hardwood runner

I'm a campfire poker

Mississippi trail blazer

I'm half horse half alligator