50 First Dates ft. Roberto Horns Lyrics

I met this chick up for drinks

Out in Beverly Hills

We got a little too faded

Ended back at my crib

And fell asleep on my couch

The next morning she was out

We texted a few weeks

But never seen her again

I got this cute little thing

Down at Long Beach State

She get it done with one hand like she OBJ

She want commitment and some love

I'm like only dates

So let me break down the game tape

Play by play

Number One

Take an Uber man

Don't ever drive

Cuz by the end of the night

She might offer you a ride

If you play your cards right

Tell her come inside

Play some music, pour some wine

Then she come alive

Number two

You ain't gotta be too rich

But don't be cheap tho

Take her somewhere she ain't never been

Man that's the cheat code

A little effort go a long way

Be unique though

Buy her flowers

Compliment her outfit and her feet though

I been in the streets

Got some stains on my resume

I done fucked some chicks

That's uglier than Patrick Beverly

People stay talking

Reputation is ahead of me

These hoes be too messy

Baby act like a professional

And please don't get me started

On that nasty ass apartment

Or the dirty ass carpet

In the car that you be driving

It got makeup, books and bras

Like you be living in a parking lot

I gotta get a tetanus shot

For safety, if we fuck or not

I met the baddie up for karaoke in Koreatown

Sang a little Chris Brown

Took her home and beat her down

With my dick, not my hands tho.

Dinner lit by candle

We gone get it in

Bitch I'm such a gentleman

I be holding open doors

I be pulling out chairs

I be listening to problems

I be acting like I care

I'm like a port-a-potty

Full of shit, at least I'm self aware

I need another body doing it

And I ain't playing fair

I linked up with this girl I went to college with

Online poppin shit

Spur of the moment I'm a Popovich

She wasn't fucking with ya boy back then

So now I gotta hit

Pride came before the fall and

Damn I got a lot of it

Man I'm out of it

In a trance, dosed off

Soon as I get a chance

I'm a get her clothes off

I forget her name by the time the door close

Now I'm in the whip headed to the ho store

Got no time for love but let's have fun

Baby girl I'm on the way

Close your eyes pretend that I'm the one

Let me take you on a date

Got no time for love but let's have fun

Baby girl I'm on the way

Close your eyes pretend that I'm the one

Let me take you on a date