Why Can't Taylor Swift? Lyrics

Wild cheers rock the stadium

Erupting when she takes the stage

Her appeal is limitless

Her audience is every age

Blonde hair blue eyes ruby red lips

An Aryan wet dream

Like a Disney Princess

Elsa Frozen queen

This world famous superstar

Has had a conga line of suitors

Actors musicians and runway models

Kloss encounters

Eventually no longer suit her

How many Lovers

Have you spurned

How many romances

Have crashed and burned

How many lessons

Have you learned

Taylor Swift Taylor Swift

Gentlemen never kiss and tell

But Taylor Swift knows

All too well

Her heartbreaks make her records sell

And rocket to the top of those charts

And rocket to the top of those charts

Why cant Taylor Swift

Keep a long term relationship

They start off well enough

Then they turn to shit

And wind up in her songs

And wind up in her songs

No this is not a hater song

Im just tryna figure

Where love goes wrong

For far too many of you

Taylors songs ring oh so true

Legions of swifties who

Lovers have all abandoned you

Threw away your friendship bracelets too

How do you make love stay

Why can't Taylor Swift

Keep a long term relationship

They start off well enough

Then they turn to shit

And wind up in her songs

And wind up in her songs

Taylor Swift Taylor Swift

How do you make love stay

S her yeah

Shes the problem its her