Judo Chop Lyrics

Judo chop for the haters

Turn the music up for the neighbours

Ive got so many flavours

I need two refrigerators

If your talking shit I'll see you later


Let me disarm your 
weapons


I can do it in a matter of seconds


I can be quite harmless and 
pleasant


But I can bring the arms if I'm beckoned

You should be alarmed and quite threatened

Maybe take an anti depressant

I'm remaining calm just at present

Because im pretty good at impressions

I'll expect an apology letter

Yours is small but I've got a big pecker

Your a waste man I'm a go getter

Theres not a thing I can't do better

Copy me 'cus I'm a trend-setter

Sign up to receive my newsletter

I'm the Chancellor of the Exchequer

Mozzarella but I much prefer cheddar

Judo chop for the haters

Turn the music up for the neighbours

Ive got so many flavours

I need two refrigerators

If your talking shit I'll see you later

I've Never had a sunny disposition

My opinion is its quite depressing

No-one ever wants to listen

That's a problem and it's left me guessing

People shouldn't take me so seriously


I'm a piss artist so I'm only messing

I just put it down to lack of experience

dealing with me, thats a problem so it needs addressing

Put me in an awkward position

Please don't get the wrong impression

The only thing that I'm confessing

Is I'm the only one that I'm impressing

That's a problem and it is quite pressing

I stopped caring and its quite refreshing

Made it loud but its too compressing

Competition better watch where they're stepping

Judo chop for the haters

Turn the music up for the neighbours

Ive got so many flavours

I need two refrigerators

If your talking shit I'll see you later