COPPING MILLION$ Lyrics

I forgot that it says in the asshole handbook

that you can just fuck over your friends whenever you want

Actually, it wouldn't say that in the asshole handbook

It was like guidelines for being an asshole

Why wouldn't it say that in the asshole handbook

It wouldn't say to fuck your friends

No, no, no, no, no

I read a book

Okay, no, you're right

I'm sorry

I'm sorry

My bad

You guys are right

I need a ride

House

Want my cars to be worth a couple

Whole family

They like

Heal the world

Yeah

Take the overseas, daughter

Tell all the boys and the girls

Yeah

Lost

Said if you ain't never heard this before, then you slipping

And if you heard it and still ain't with it, it mean you tripping

Your mom's reflection be a scary sight

Heard you jack off every night to Barry White

Claim you from a dark past

Future ain't looking very bright

Your pockets stay shorter than the fucking ferris height

Haters will give a damn about they ass

Mad cause you got all the shit that they ain't had

Always some young nigga

Goatee

A baby mustache

Just got a little touch of ass and a monthly bus pass

They say they got hundreds in gangs with a bunch of cash

We get the bucket and blast

They get the ducking and running the dash

We keep them buckets and jacks just for stuff like that

Yesterday you were straight

Who knew how long your luck would last

Cause shit could get fucked fast

Drinking and driving and cuz crash

Couple tons mass because cuz and his girl cuz smash

Why they argue cuz mass

Shouting while he gun the gas

She jerked the wheel

No seat belt

Her face stuck to the glass

You airbag felt

He crinkled up in the dash

In his pocket, condoms and some drugs

In the trunk with some cash

They said it's a million nigga

Oh my god

I can't believe the COs

Capri flows

The he moves

The keep hoes

The play the part like heroes

Either way the street snows

Either way you look at it

Out both teams

He sold like Pete Rose

A fat fuck

Sounding stupid

Every line daddy say

Tell us about the real kingpins

You locked in a hole

The way they trade

Cuz it's raps

Be a story

He done made up in a pot

Tell all the niggas with life

That forever will be locked

Let us hear about how you got

Stabbed up in the prison fight

After what was a living right

Where Ms. Conn watching it tonight

You see if cops can be rappers

Then rappers can be cops

I'm Captain McCracken

And all this shit hot

Needs to stop

Because everybody know real is real

And fake is fake

So will you tell me something about the real life

I can relate

You're careless

You went and got the industry for your mixtapes

You think it's flow nuts

No bruh

That's your worst mistake

Your pops had a firm drink

Dropped you off at the sperm bank

Rep for real

Earning the cape

Never let them bite me

I learned from the snakes

Up north I heard they put the burners to Jakes

And all that shit that he taught

We only concerned with the safe nigga

Fucking million nigga

Bring it out