Pain in the Rear Lyrics

Hey there, pretty girl, it's been a while since I've last seen ya

Tell me, how have you been

How are you and your man

And you said, oh yes, we're doing fine

In fact, I'd even say that we're doing divine

Well, that's great, so great to hear

When in actuality, what I wanted to say

Is I think that you and I could go a long, long way

I'm just not entirely certain what I'm supposed to do to make that clear

So in the meantime, I'll just sit in the grass

And watch your love grow while my own gets passed

And dream about the girl who would only ever kind of come near

What a pain in the rear

Hey there, darling, have you seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa

I wonder, how does it stand

How do you think it stands

And you'd say, I don't know, maybe its foundation's made out of pizza

And then you and I'd laugh

Oh, how you and I laugh

See, those stupid little conversations you and I have

Are something that I never ever wanna see pass

But you're already speaking your jokes into another man's ear

So in the meantime, I'll just sit in the grass

And watch your love grow while my own gets passed

And dream about the girl who would only ever kind of come near

What a pain in the rear