Princess Portions Lyrics

Take, take, take a ride

Straight out the pirate eye

Now you are the meat in pie

Suffer, grin and bare it

Your mother has prepared it

You better learn to share it

Or your daddy's gonna beg for it

You're in high school

Never, never, never feeling cool

Because you're not a tool

The girls were never scary

It's the boys that hate the faeries

Cartons full of dairy

Keeping parents feeling hairy

Chuck

I resign

Poor design

Oh no, I lost my fucking mind again

Oh no, I lost my fucking mind again

Complicated price

Such is your sacrifice

Shoot, shoot a bird of paradise

Pluck a feather straight up

Get to work on all your make-up

Perhaps you need to shave off

All the ignorance you're made of

Chuck

You're sitting back now with your feet in the air

You can't appreciate your throne's not a chair

You topple over, your arse has been bared

Princess portions

The rats are chewing through your teeth and your tongue

The roaches fill your throat and snip at your gums

The flies suck at your eyes and finish the crumbs

Prince

Alfred

Master Lenard