The Merciless Air Fryer Killings Of Sedona, Arizona Lyrics

Crisping the skin used to be a menial task

But now the flaky bits are the easiest of asks

Chop them up (fry, fry, fry)

Fill the cup (fry, fry, fry)

Setting up (fry, fry, fry)

Serve it up (fry, fry, fry)

Trading convenience to watching them suffer

It's so much simpler to serve up my supper

They didn't deserve to be boiled or baked

But air fried, no oil, keeps everyone safe

I love eating people, there's nothing quite like it

And hearing their screams when you shoot it or knife it

Consuming remains used to spoil my dinner

But chomping their entrails, I know I'm a winner

You can't convict me, you say that I'm a liar

All you can prove is that I used an air fryer

You can't convict me, you say that I'm a liar

All you can prove is that I used an air fryer

Follow instructions and clean it as it says

Or else the cops will find out it was used to cook the dead

Chop them up (die, die, die)

Fill the cup (die, die, die)

Setting up (die, die, die)

Serve it up (die, die, die)