Rowan & Martin Lyrics

I know you've came here to express such joy

To impress me with your snaky moves

They were as charming as I might expect

But then again you had nothing to lose

I like your backing band and your strange strut

I'm sure all your fans want to kiss your butt

Oh this is happening, this is going down

Take a load off your feet why don't you hang around

Oh you look so calm I would say serene

To imagine no one on Earth's been where you've been

Even the brightest star is the sky's been dead a thousand years

and it just takes a one tiny stone to jam the gears

and you're collapsing, I see you collapsing

collapsing, I see you collapsing

But if we were together, things could be starting

We'd make the world all laugh, like Rowan and Martin

We'd lounge with cigarettes in sofas made of leather

We'd catch the butterflies and breathe in all the heather

And we'd build the perfect sand towers

And we'd rent scooters by the hour

And when our fun was finished

you'd leave but our love would not diminish

I've never felt so tired

I've never felt so alone

I've kept it close to the vest

I've kept it close to the bone

I've sailed out to the West

So far from my home

I've never kept so silent

I've never felt so alone

But if you could feel as I do

I know things could be different

Put yourself in my shoes

Imagine my position

I'm doing what the people want

This isn't my decision

Put yourself in my shoes

Imagine my position

But if we were together, things could be starting

We'd make the world all laugh, like Rowan and Martin

We'd lounge with cigarettes in sofas made of leather

We'd catch the butterflies and breathe in all the heather

And we'd build the perfect sand towers

And we'd rent scooters by the hour

And when our fun was finished

you'd leave but our love would not diminish

I'm doing what the people want