If I was a Houseplant Lyrics

If I was a Houseplant

I'd be a green one

A Philodendron

Maybe a pink one

Or a Monstera

I'm growing slowly

It's me and my Houseplants

I never feel lonely

I hate everybody that's why all my friends are plants

I don't need nobody so I'm never making plans

I hate everybody that's why all my friends are plants

I don't need nobody and I hope you understand

I like being alone

Nobody's home

Talk to my plants!

yeah I watch them grow

I can't relate

I hesitate

I make the same

Stupid mistakes

My plants don't talk as much as you

Don't wanna be friends with you

My plants don't talk as much as you

I'm busy I got things to do

If I was a Houseplant

I'd be a green one

A Philodendron

Maybe a pink one

Or a Monstera

I'm growing slowly

It's me and my Houseplants

I never feel lonely

I hate everybody that's why all my friends are plants

I don't need nobody so I'm never making plans

I hate everybody that's why all my friends are plants

I don't need nobody and I hope you understand

I hate everybody that's why all my friends are plants

I don't need nobody so I'm never making plans

I hate everybody that's why all my friends are plants

I don't need nobody and I hope you understand