So Lyrics

The radiation and the risk of

Cancer, are you cancer prone

I bought one but I seldom answer my phone

It's cosmopolitan behavior

The kind of thing that makes you twitch

Something in a man will always scratch an itch

Isn't it so?

Bad things happen if you have enough dough

Isn't it so sentimental of me to say so

Isn't it so?

It's gonna follow you wherever you go

Isn't it so ungentlemanly of me to say so

I heard a presidential prayer

for God to bless the USA

God said, sorry folks, it doesn't work that way

You look at Nixon with nostalgia

and we know what that asshole did

How will you explain this one to your kid

Isn't it so?

Bad things happen if you have enough dough

Isn't it so sentimental of me to say so

Isn't it so?

It's gonna follow you wherever you go

Isn't it so ungentlemanly of me to say so

Build a house out by the ocean,

Once a summer up you go

All the layers of suntan lotion

Won't protect you now you know

Isn't it so?

Bad things happen if you have enough dough

Isn't it so sentimental of me to say so

Isn't it so?

It's gonna follow you wherever you go

Isn't it so ungentlemanly of me to say so

Isn't it so?

It's gonna follow you wherever you go

Isn't it so