Hedgehog Lyrics

If you're feeling down, go into town, buy yourself a few hedgehogs, you'll feel better

It's almost guaranteed

I'm not saying it works for everyone, but studies have shown you'll feel less alone

While you walk around with your hedgehog getting stuff done

Hedgehogs will put on a party hat and

Walk around your house like there's nothing wrong with that

Tell me who wouldn't laugh

I know I do

I know a woman who was feeling down, it was like some cloud hung over her town

till she bought some hedgehogs and everything got better

She would walk them around the neighborhood, lifting everybody's mood

when they would say, hey, there's a lady walking all her hedgehogs

Hedgehogs will put on a party hat and

Walk around your house like there's nothing wrong with that

Now, tell me who wouldn't laugh

I know I do

There was a fancy man, he was a diplomat, he was at some U.N. party

He decided he would say something really offensive and start a war

Right about then he remembered Aunt Esther had a hedgehog and he felt better

Crisis averted

Hedgehogs have been known to wear a party hat and

Walk around your house like there's nothing weird about that

Now, tell me who wouldn't laugh

I know I do

And I think you will

Well if you're heavy on problems, light on answers

Get to the pet shop, buy yourself just a couple few

Hedgehogs