The Ballad of Jimmy the Macaw Lyrics

Now here's a story about a bird, a bird better than most men

His name was Jimmy, Jimmy the Macaw

He had a mate, a little girl named Red Bird

This is the ballad of Jimmy the Macaw

A bird so wise but couldn't fly very far

And he'd fall in style, just like Buzz Lightyear

And now he's in heaven chillin' with Steve Irwin

Now Jimmy wasn't all about lovin' and stuff

No, in fact, he had a little bit of a dark side

He was a dick

That's right, I said it

And some of you might be sayin

Justus

Aren't you overreacting just a little bit here

Fuck you

You didn't know him like I did

You didn't know the audacity that was in that bird's heart

I'll fucking tell you, man

The very first time I held Jimmy, he bit my arm

It left a scar in my heart now that it's gone

This is the ballad of Jimmy the Macaw

A bird so wise but couldn't fly very far

And he'd fall in style, just like Buzz Lightyear

And now he's in heaven chillin' with Steve Irwin

And just this morning, Maria told me

Jimmy died late last night

Brad's upstairs not doing very well

That's okay, he's a dick anyway

TAKE IT BEN!

This is the ballad of Jimmy the Macaw

A bird so wise but couldn't fly very far

And he'd fall in style, just like Buzz Lightyear

And now he's in heaven chillin' with Steve Irwin

And now he's in heaven chillin' with Steve Irwin

Oh, Jimmy