Olympia's Secret Lyrics

If you knew Olympia's secret

Do ya think that you could keep it?

And if you knew Olympia's secret

Everything might change…

Because back when both her legs were sturdy

She never thought of herself as dirty

But now she's only thirty two

And she's so scared of you

And what you might do

If you knew – Olympia's secret

If you knew – Olympia's Secret

If you knew – Olympia's Secret

Olympia!!!

Because if she was a famous stripper she'd

Never get the same props as a dead rock singer

And if you knew Olympia's secret

You might call her names

God, it would be so strange

If you knew – Olympia's secret

If you knew – Olympia's Secret

If you knew – Olympia's Secret

If…she knew…that I was in town

Well, it would probably bring her down

Bring her down

But if she knew

That I'd passed right through

Without even dropping in

Her head would spin

Let's go for a spin

Olympia…

If you knew – Olympia's secret

If you knew – Olympia's secret

Everything might change

God it would be so strange

If you knew – Olympia's secret

If you knew – Olympia's secret

If you knew – Olympia's secret

Olympia