Jingle Bells Lyrics

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

Oh, what fun it is to ride on a one horse open sleigh

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

Oh, what fun, oh, what fun, oh, what fun, oh, what fun, oh, what fun, oh, what fun

Merry Christmas, motherfucker, five weeks off from bitch kids

It's time to pass the spliff, don't got another sign to hit this

Like presents from St. Nick, it's fucking time we rip shit

And begin to kick it, don't blink or sit cause you will miss it

Mistletoe dangles below, pucker up and kiss it

Lines of snow up my nose was on my fucking wish list

Don't know if it's enough, just wanna go ballistic, gonna roll and kick it

I'm a flow some sick spit, trying to own my business

New responsibilities, I'm taking a lot of these

Keeping it up, not losing a plot, I'm in disbelief

Wondering whether or not I'm gonna reach the top or crash

Like I'm an alien riding on Australian GDP

Blind folded see, man, I'm running in the dark

Oblivious to the signs slapping me,

I'll create another path

Picking up the pace while I'm trying to reach the stars

I'm always looking out of place, no matter where my fucking feet are

Fumbling, stumbling, bumbling, rumbling

Low esteem, fall apart at the seams

Make a scene that's obscene, go extreme

Like a fiend, violent screams in my dreams

Lack of peace, not at ease, attack disease

Smack at these Sensory, senses seem

Come at me Becoming free?,

Feeling fucked, sodomy

I am stuck,

I can't see, out of luck

Lightning please,

Twice I'm struck

Piss and bleed, take a cup,

Feeling green Gonna chuck,

Misery, had enough

This shit is coming from the heart

On a daily basis, I am always being asked

To fix people's problems that I never had a part

Can't swim with your mistake, but you pretend that you're a shark

Attacking those who help them, then you're ripping them apart

Then complain that you're in pain, wanna show me all your scars

Putting on a mean face, put a bitch behind that mask

Stuck inside your head, I wake up early with these tasks

Leaving the work late, but I can't satisfy these tards

Wanna keep on going straight, but drama can't get past

They purposely avoid the road and travel broken paths

Can't break the cycle, repeat, your feet are stuck right at the start

Self-inflicted shit, you should really quit

Acting like a bitch when you started it

Sit and roll a spliff, time out, make a shift

And take ownership of your own damn shit

Oh what fun,

People loaded like a gun

They wanna go and throw their arms,

Put their mouths on the run

Exploding with some notions of importance, of one impotent

Politeness like shooting blanks when you cum

I can admit that I'm not perfect,

but I don't start shit

Cause its not worth it

Elected to fix it

Attempted to gift it

Necks gone all twisted

Respects gone and missed it

Now

I'm not faded or jaded

But lately I've been frustrated and baited

By babies acting like I am castrated and hated

Medicated, eradicated

No dedication is catered

Can't shake debate it

Complaining people are spraying shit

Spit it up and direct it

Fucking vapes

Go and cage it, make it up

Rearrange it, gonna grade it

Feeling segregated and graded

Masturbate, they play it

Fucking cunts, they don't take shit

Pay it up, then erase it

Going crazy, it's fucking basic

It's up to you how you take it

Don't bare brunts, if you just fake it

Or up the front and appraise shit

Fucking up all your statements

Cut it up with the blade shit

She's spilling guts onto the pavement

Wondering how your fucking day went

Maybe just be complacent

Save the day in the basement

While you stay away and not face it

Gotta look at his fucking vacant

Thinking that you just made it.

Save it bitch

I've had enough of this

I'm done, gone and buried it

Not gonna sit and miss, my kid's very first Christmas

Frustrated over stupid shit.

Merrily switch attention to the sherry in the kitchen

There's no need to mention

Party is no need for fucking bitching

Vivienne is going to be missing out on things that I be pissing about

Instead just hugs and kiss and shout out to her mum be thinking wow

Charismatic charm she's bringing

Propping me up, not sinking

Ha, ha, ha, ha, happier place

Thinking about how funnier

That I'm much happier

To keep on picking up

Crappier nappies that just don't keep on dripping

Fuck

See, Im hands free when my baby's

Is Asleep in thee

Carrier

I carry her

With one hand

Bird is flipping

On the other, I be sipping

Never slipping

Looking savvier

Wondering what it is she's thinking

She is drooling

Probably pondering

What the hell this fool is doing

With the carol, you is skewing

Going parallel to what we're viewing

Stinky smells that you are brewing

Jingle bells, you should be spewing

Come on, bitch

Get on moving instead of

Pursuing tangents as soon as the song's begun

Construing anthems

Not thinking of anyone

Amusing yourself

While spitting out stupid puns

Like a boozing elf

Abusing Santa up in the bum

Losing himself

Becoming less than one

Refusing any help

While burning up in the sun

Going Keyser Söze

They say I am crazy

Come undone

Cooking up the flames a day

Oh, what fun

Oh, what fun

Oh, what fun

Oh, what fun

Oh, what fun

It is to ride

One horse open sleigh

Jingle bells

Jingle bells

Jingle all the way

Oh, what fun

It is to ride

One horse open sleigh