Ted Mosby Lyrics

Yeah

I rate the day three out of five stars and call it a night

I'm gonna make a change, get it all right, the next time I try

I'm gonna break it up in pieces like they do it on the internet

I'm gonna suit up and tell my inner Ted

That a legend is just a trick of the mind to make you feel out of time

And it is gone as soon you realize that

Everything you wanted to know you already know, babe

If you play it right

You're Jesus in a red plastic coat

You're the star of the show, babe

If you play it right

Yeah

You're on repeat, calling this stage a part of human design

But me I'm just shaking trees and hope the pieces align

Oh, if I had someone else's peace of mind, I'd love you for your hexagrams

I'd love your long walks in Docs and yoga pants

And I'd love your inclination

To look perfect strangers straight in the eye

And you would show me the world, singing

Everything you wanted to know you already know, babe

If you play it right

You're Jesus in a red plastic coat

You're the star of the show, babe

If you play it right

You'll be released from this chronic metaphysical hangover, babe

You'll sweat your spirits out

And all your inhibition and all your poetic self-medicating, babe

You're gonna let it out

Yeah

Just tell me everything you wanted to know you already know, babe

If you play it right

You're Jesus in a red plastic coat

you're the star of the show, babe

If you play it right

Yeah, everything you wanted to know you already know, babe

If you play it right

You could be Jesus in a red plastic coat

Yeah, the star of the show, babe

If you play it right

Yeah